net net net!

screw the $20 lipgloss.

today, i spent $97,300 in the span of 45 minutes.

i bought 100 shares of google, 200 shares of whole foods, and 100 shares of lehman bros., among other stocks. so far, the most profitable purchase i made was Archer Daniels Midland, a huge agricultural company and, more important than them devastating small farms across America, an ethanol producer. i think they're going to explode — at least, they will as soon as the U.S. runs out of oil, which i'm sure will be soon, at which point we will be on the brink of fully, irreversibly screwing over ourselves and the environment — i think at that point ADM will prove to be a very wise investment. and it only cost me $3700.

okay so maybe i have reached new levels of geekdom but playing this investopedia game is, um, fun.

i also voted today.

i also ate kimchi chigae.

i also read about all the things that are wrong with kansas.

i am sleepy.